Thanks to NCSUCodeMonkey (who played Lionel Joseph) for writing down the following quotes:
Nakia (playing Arturo): "Exploding vampire midget clowns killed my character!"
Lionel Joseph: "Never underestimate the powers of a drunk." (refering to Roger Zane)
Wild Jack Carson:"Domo Arigoto..."
Max-23: "...Mr. Roboto".
Wild Jack: "Dark energy makes everthing better."
Lionel: "We need to keep her a VIRGIN. I know that word doesn't mean anything to you."
Roger: "Most don't!"