Adventures in Real Life
As has been alluded to in previous posts, I am working overseas this week. For the next few days, my access to the Intertubes will be limited. I don't expect that I'll be able to do much blogging until after I return to the States on Saturday and have had a day or so to recover from jet-lag.
In the mean-time, you'll have to content yourself with the stats for an insidious creature that is perfect for facing down your bravest player characters is combat that could only happen in Risus...
Its comfortable-looking seat invites you to relax and perform your natural functions free from worry. But lurking to the left of its innocent porcelain facade is a confusing array of gadgetry designed to humiliate even the most world-wise of travelers.
Cliches: Confounding Instrument of Foreign Technology (4); Water Cannon (3); Warm and Soothing Bum Comforter (2).
In the mean-time, you'll have to content yourself with the stats for an insidious creature that is perfect for facing down your bravest player characters is combat that could only happen in Risus...
Korean Demon Toilet
Its comfortable-looking seat invites you to relax and perform your natural functions free from worry. But lurking to the left of its innocent porcelain facade is a confusing array of gadgetry designed to humiliate even the most world-wise of travelers.Cliches: Confounding Instrument of Foreign Technology (4); Water Cannon (3); Warm and Soothing Bum Comforter (2).
posted by Risus Monkey at 8:06 AM
3 Comments:
No no, wait till you come butt to seat with the scary creature called the Middle-East Pit of Death. I swear, sometimes I wonder how people in some places are able to survive at all.
Agreed! Asian toilets might be a bit hard to tame at first, but they're a luxurious creature compared to that other one that crawls on the floor, awaiting its victims.
Luxurious indeed...and also dangerous when one is about to give an important presentation wearing business clothes. It must have been a lucky dice roll that saved me from a blast of water that I triggered by searching for the flusher.
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