Martense College

Helping Students Unlock the Mysteries of Our World

Go Seals!
Cabbie: I don't usually get college kids asking to go to a lawyer's office on a Saturday night.
Drew: We got served really bad beer at a party and we're going to do something about it!
—2.12 Utopia

 

Located on the Housatonic River, just north of Old Town Solomon, this small liberal arts college is what puts Solomon on the map. It's historic campus has been a center of town life almost since Solomon was founded. It has an enrollment of 2,500 students and is one of the town's largest employers. Martense is famed for its Weird and Unusual Studies and Sciences program and its library, which boasts an extensive collection of historical documents. Rumors of unsavory practices in the research labs or even demonic facultiy members are, of course, completely unfounded.

 

Class Schedules for Fall Semester, 1995

Erik: This is a little disturbing. We're cremating your teacher in the middle of the night.
Joshua: That's okay. It's pass/fail.
—4.12 The Ghost-ess with the Mostest

SamDrewToriErikJoshua
Monday - Physics 301
Introductory Quantum Physics
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 369
Mechanical Magic
(9:00-9:50) 		Chinese 101
Intro to Chinese
(9:00-9:50)
Biology 202
Genetics
(10:00-10:50) 		Math 306
Chaotic Dynamics and Fractals
(10:00-10:50) 		- - Political Economy 301
Analytics in Political Economics
(10:00-10:50)
- - History 301
History, Theory, Practice
(11:00-12:15) 		- Economics 251
Price and Allocation Theory
(11:00-11:50)
- Math 315
Groups and Characters
(12:00-12:50) 		- - -
Religion 301
Psychology of Religion
(1:10-2:25) 		Astronomy 203T
Solar System Astrophysics
(1:00-4:00) 		- - -
- - History 331
Comparative Asian-American History
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
Tuesday - - - - Chinese 101
Intro to Chinese
(9:00-9:50)
- - - - Political Science 316
Public Policy
(9:55-11:10)
Environmental Studies 302
Environmental Planning & Analysis Workshop
(11:20-12:35) 		- History 356
The Origins of Modern Warfare
(11:20-12:35) 		- -
Environmental Studies 302
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		- - Art 319
Junior Seminar
(1:10-3:50) 		-
- - Esoteric Studies 316
The Politics of Demons and Gods
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
Wednesday - Physics 301
Introductory Quantum Physics
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 369
Mechanical Magic
(9:00-9:50) 		Chinese 101
Intro to Chinese
(9:00-9:50)
Biology 202
Genetics
(10:00-10:50) 		Math 306
Chaotic Dynamics and Fractals
(10:00-10:50) 		- - Political Economy 301
Analytics in Political Economics
(10:00-10:50)
- - History 301
History, Theory, Practice
(11:00-12:15) 		- Economics 251
Price and Allocation Theory
(11:00-11:50)
- Math 315
Groups and Characters
(12:00-12:50) 		- - -
Biology 202
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		Physics 301
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		- Art 365
Illuminated Grimoires
(1:10-3:50) 		-
- Astronomy 203T
Observation
(8:00-11:00 pm) 		- - -
Thursday - - - Alchemy 369
Lab
(8:00-12:00) 		-
- - - - Chinese 101
Intro to Chinese
(9:00-9:50)
- - - - Political Science 316
Public Policy
(9:55-11:10)
Environmental Studies 302
Environmental Planning & Analysis Workshop
(11:20-12:35) 		- History 356
The Origins of Modern Warfare
(11:20-12:35) 		- -
Religion 301
Psychology of Religion
(1:10-2:25) 		- - Art 319
Junior Seminar
(1:10-3:50) 		-
- - History 331
Comparative Asian-American History
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
Friday - Physics 301
Introductory Quantum Physics
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 369
Mechanical Magic
(9:00-9:50) 		Chinese 101
Intro to Chinese
(9:00-9:50)
Biology 202
Genetics
(10:00-10:50) 		Math 306
Chaotic Dynamics and Fractals
(10:00-10:50) 		- - Political Economy 301
Analytics in Political Economics
(10:00-10:50)
- - History 301
History, Theory, Practice
(11:00-12:15) 		- Economics 251
Price and Allocation Theory
(11:00-11:50)
- Math 315
Groups and Characters
(12:00-12:50) 		- - -
Esoteric History 361
The Trials and Tribulations of Salem
(1:10-3:50) 		- - Esoteric History 361
The Trials and Tribulations of Salem
(1:10-3:50) 		-
- - Esoteric Studies 316
The Politics of Demons and Gods
(2:35-3:50) 		- -

 

Class Schedules for Spring Semester, 1995


SamDrewToriErikJoshua
Monday Religion 272
The Dead, Dying, and Mourning Self
(9:00-9:50) 		Math 244
Statistical Design of Experiments
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 301
Phlogiston & Impossible Substances
(9:00-9:50) 		-
Environmental Science 201
American Landscapes
(10:00-10:50) 		Physics 202
Waves and Optics
(10:00-10:50) 		Esoteric Literature 248
Mythic Dimensions of Literature
(9:55-11:10) 		Spanish 104
Intermediate Spanish
(10:00-10:50) 		Spanish 106
Advanced Composition and Conversation
(10:00-10:50)
Environmental Science 278
Transportation and the Urban Landscape
(11:00-11:50) 		- - - History of Science 320
History of Medicine
(11:00-11:50)
- History 270
Early African History Through the Era of the Slave Trade
(1:10-2:25) 		- - -
- - Arabic 202
Arabic
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
Tuesday - Math 305
Applied Real Analysis
(8:30-9:45) 		- - -
Environmental Science 224
The Rise and Fall of Civilizations
(9:55-11:10) 		- History 220
Nature, the History of an Idea
(9:55-11:10) 		Computer Science 109
The Art & Science of Computer Graphics
(9:55-11:10) 		Political Science 130
Politics and Freedom: An Introduction to Political Theory
(9:55-11:10)
Applied Theology 276
Greek Religion
(11:20-12:35) 		- - Applied Theology 276
Greek Religion
(11:20-12:35) 		Economics 252
Macroeconomics
(11:20-12:35)
- Physics 202
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		History 242
The Good War: World War II and American Society
(1:10-2:25) 		Art Studio 364T
Artists' Books
(1:10-3:50) 		-
Wednesday Religion 272
The Dead, Dying, and Mourning Self
(9:00-9:50) 		Math 244
Statistical Design of Experiments
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 301
Phlogiston & Impossible Substances
(9:00-9:50) 		-
Environmental Science 201
American Landscapes
(10:00-10:50) 		Physics 202
Waves and Optics
(10:00-10:50) 		- Spanish 104
Intermediate Spanish
(10:00-10:50) 		Spanish 106
Advanced Composition and Conversation
(10:00-10:50)
Environmental Science 278
Transportation and the Urban Landscape
(11:00-11:50) 		- - - History of Science 320
History of Medicine
(11:00-11:50)
Thursday - Math 305
Applied Real Analysis
(8:30-9:45) 		- - -
Environmental Science 224
The Rise and Fall of Civilizations
(9:55-11:10) 		- History 220
Nature, the History of an Idea
(9:55-11:10) 		Computer Science 109
The Art & Science of Computer Graphics
(9:55-11:10) 		Political Science 130
Politics and Freedom: An Introduction to Political Theory
(9:55-11:10)
Applied Theology 276
Greek Religion
(11:20-12:35) 		- - Applied Theology 276
Greek Religion
(11:20-12:35) 		Economics 252
Macroeconomics
(11:20-12:35)
- History 270
Early African History Through the Era of the Slave Trade
(1:10-2:25) 		- Alchemy 301
Lab
(1:00-5:00) 		-
- - Arabic 202
Arabic
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
Friday Religion 272
The Dead, Dying, and Mourning Self
(9:00-9:50) 		Math 244
Statistical Design of Experiments
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 301
Phlogiston & Impossible Substances
(9:00-9:50) 		-
Environmental Science 201
American Landscapes
(10:00-10:50) 		Physics 202
Waves and Optics
(10:00-10:50) 		Esoteric Literature 248
Mythic Dimensions of Literature
(9:55-11:10) 		Spanish 104
Intermediate Spanish
(10:00-10:50) 		Spanish 106
Advanced Composition and Conversation
(10:00-10:50)
Environmental Science 278
Transportation and the Urban Landscape
(11:00-11:50) 		- - - History of Science 320
History of Medicine
(11:00-11:50)
- - History 242
The Good War: World War II and American Society
(1:10-2:25) 		- -

 

Class Schedules for Winter Study, 1995

 

SamDrewToriErikJoshua
Morning Arts 032
Sculpture
(MWF, 2 hours) 		Physics 016
Confronting the Mysterious
(MWF, 2 hrs) 		Special 029
Principles of Flight
(MWF, 2 hours) 		Art History 012
Arts in Pharonic Egypt
(MWF, 2 hrs) 		Physics 010
Light and Holography
(MWF, 1 hr, 1st half)
Afternoon Special 039 (teaching)
Basic Auto Maintenance
(TTh, 3 hours) 		- - Spanish S.P.
Sustaining Program for Spanish 101-102
(MWF, 50 minutes) 		Physics 010
Light and Holography
(TTh, 1 hr, 1st half;
TTh 3 hrs, 2nd half)

 

Class Schedules for Fall Semester, 1994

 

SamDrewToriErikJoshua
Monday Physical Education
Yoga
(6:00-7:00) 		- - Physical Education
Yoga
(6:00-7:00) 		-
- - - Alchemy 201
Mystic Metallurgy
(9:00-950) 		-
- Physics 201
Electricity and Magnetism
(10:00-10:50) 		- Spanish 101
Spanish
(10:00-10:50) 		Math 202
Mathematics of Finance (advanced)
(10:00-10:50)
Environmental Science 203
Ecology
(11:00-11:50) 		- Chemistry 113
Chemistry and Crime
(11:00-11:50) 		- Spanish 105
Advanced Composition and Conversation
(11:00-11:50)
Literary Studies 111
Traveling Fictions
(1:10-2:25) 		Literary Studies 111
Traveling Fictions
(1:10-2:25) 		- - -
- - Arabic 201
Arabic
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
- Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrian
(4:00-5:00) 		- Physical Education
Golf
(3:00-5:00)
Tuesday - Math 211
Linear Algebra
(9:55-11:10) 		Esoteric Cultures 215
The Myth and Reality of Interaction Between Demon Cultures and Humman History
(10:20-11:35) 		Computer Science 135
Introductory Computing
(9:55-11:10) 		Political Science 120
World Politics: An Introduction to International Relations
(9:55-11:10)
Applied Theology 273
Sacred Geography
(11:20-12:35) 		- - Applied Theology 273
Sacred Geography
(11:20-12:35) 		Economics 251
Price and Allocation Theory
(11:20-12:35)
Environmental Science 203
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		Physics 201
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		- Alchemy 202
Mystic Metallurgy Lab
(1:00-5:00) 		-
Environmental Science 287
Inhabiting Nature
(7:00-9:30) 		Astronomy 211
Lab
(7:00-9:30) 		- - -
Wednesday Physical Education
Yoga
(6:00-7:00) 		- - Physical Education
Yoga
(6:00-7:00) 		-
- - - Alchemy 201
Mystic Metallurgy
(9:00-950) 		-
- Physics 201
Electricity and Magnetism
(10:00-10:50) 		- Spanish 101
Spanish
(10:00-10:50) 		Math 202
Mathematics of Finance (advanced)
(10:00-10:50)
Environmental Science 203
Ecology
(11:00-11:50) 		- Chemistry 113
Chemistry and Crime
(11:00-11:50) 		- Spanish 105
Advanced Composition and Conversation
(11:00-11:50)
- Astronomy 211
Observation and Data Reduction Techniques in Astronomy
(1:10-3:50) 		- - -
- Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrian
(4:00-5:00) 		- -
Thursday - Math 211
Linear Algebra
(9:55-11:10) 		Esoteric Cultures 215
The Myth and Reality of Interaction Between Demon Cultures and Humman History
(10:20-11:35) 		Computer Science 135
Introductory Computing
(9:55-11:10) 		Political Science 120
World Politics: An Introduction to International Relations
(9:55-11:10)
Applied Theology 273
Sacred Geography
(11:20-12:35) 		- - Applied Theology 273
Sacred Geography
(11:20-12:35) 		Economics 251
Price and Allocation Theory
(11:20-12:35)
Literary Studies 111
Traveling Fictions
(1:10-2:25) 		Literary Studies 111
Traveling Fictions
(1:10-2:25) 		- - -
- - Arabic 201
Arabic
(2:35-3:50) 		- Physical Education
Golf
(3:00-5:00)
Friday Physical Education
Yoga
(6:00-7:00) 		- - Physical Education
Yoga
(6:00-7:00) 		-
- - - Alchemy 201
Mystic Metallurgy
(9:00-950) 		-
- Physics 201
Electricity and Magnetism
(10:00-10:50) 		- Spanish 101
Spanish
(10:00-10:50) 		Math 202
Mathematics of Finance (advanced)
(10:00-10:50)
Environmental Science 203
Ecology
(11:00-11:50) 		- Chemistry 113
Chemistry and Crime
(11:00-11:50) 		- Spanish 105
Advanced Composition and Conversation
(11:00-11:50)
- Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrian
(4:00-5:00) 		- -

 

Class Schedules for Spring Semester, 1994

 

SamDrewToriErikJoshua
Monday Biology 102
The Organism
(9:00-9:50) 		Classics 102
Introduction to Latin
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 101
Introduction to Alchemy
(9:00-9:50) 		Chemistry 102
Concepts of Chemistry
(9:00-9:50)
Environmental Science 102
Intro. to Environmental Science
(10:00-10:50) 		- - History 204
The Later Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		Spanish 104
Intermediate Spanish
(10:00-10:50)
- Physics 142
Physics Today
(11:00-11:50) 		- - Math 105
Multivariable Calculus
(11:00-11:50)
Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrian
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Kung Fu
(4:00-5:00) 		-
Tuesday - History 218
Roman History
(8:30-9:45) 		- History of Science 224
Scientific Revolutions: 1543-1927
(8:30-9:45) 		-
Applied Theology 102
Ritual Through the Ages
(9:30-10:45) 		Math 210
Differential Equations and Vector Calculus
(9:55-11:10) 		History 119
Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?
(9:55-11:10) 		- Economics 215
The World Economy
(9:55-11:10)
- - Spanish 202
The Generation of 1898
(11:20-12:35) 		- -
- - Physics 100
Contemporary Physics
(1:10-2:25) 		Alchemy 102
Lab
(1:00-5:00) 		Chemistry 102
Lab
(1:00-5:00)
Wednesday Biology 102
The Organism
(9:00-9:50) 		Classics 102
Introduction to Latin
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 101
Introduction to Alchemy
(9:00-9:50) 		Chemistry 102
Concepts of Chemistry
(9:00-9:50)
Environmental Science 102
Intro. to Environmental Science
(10:00-10:50) 		- - History 204
The Later Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		Spanish 104
Intermediate Spanish
(10:00-10:50)
- Physics 142
Physics Today
(11:00-11:50) 		Esoteric Cultures 102
Demon Sociology
(11:20-12:35) 		- Math 105
Multivariable Calculus
(11:00-11:50)
Biology 102
Lab
(1:00-3:00) 		- - Art Studio 230
Drawing II
(1:10-3:50) 		Spanish 104
Lab
(2:10-3:00)
Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrian
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Kung Fu
(4:00-5:00) 		-
Thursday Applied Theology 102
Practicum
(1 hour either side of sunrise) 		History 218
Roman History
(8:30-9:45) 		- History of Science 224
Scientific Revolutions: 1543-1927
(8:30-9:45) 		-
Applied Theology 102
Ritual Through the Ages
(9:30-10:45) 		Math 210
Differential Equations and Vector Calculus
(9:55-11:10) 		History 119
Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?
(9:55-11:10) 		- Economics 215
The World Economy
(9:55-11:10)
- - Spanish 202
The Generation of 1898
(11:20-12:35) 		- -
Arts 276
Sculpture: Metal and Plaster
(1:10-3:50) 		Physics 142
Lab
(1:00-4:00 alternate weeks only) 		- - -
Friday Biology 102
The Organism
(9:00-9:50) 		Classics 102
Introduction to Latin
(9:00-9:50) 		- Alchemy 101
Introduction to Alchemy
(9:00-9:50) 		Chemistry 102
Concepts of Chemistry
(9:00-9:50)
Environmental Science 102
Intro. to Environmental Science
(10:00-10:50) 		- - History 204
The Later Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		Spanish 104
Intermediate Spanish
(10:00-10:50)
- Physics 142
Physics Today
(11:00-11:50) 		Esoteric Cultures 102
Demon Sociology
(11:20-12:35) 		- Math 105
Multivariable Calculus
(11:00-11:50)
- - Physics 100
Contemporary Physics
(1:10-2:25) 		- -
Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrian
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Kung Fu
(4:00-5:00) 		-

 

Class Schedules for Winter Study, 1994

 

SamDrewToriErikJoshua
Morning - English 015
Ghost Stories
(MWF, 2 hrs) 		- - Math 011
Gambling, Game Shows, Money, and Analytical Reasoning
Afternoon Psychology 016
Chinese Medicine and the Five Elements 		- - History 015
"Look! Up in the Sky!": The Comic Book Superhero in American Popular Culture, 1938-1988
(MWF, 2 hrs) 		-

 

Class Schedules for Fall Semester, 1993

 

SamDrewToriErikJoshua
Monday Environmental Science 101
Humans in the Landscape
(9:00-9:50) 		Classics - Latin 101
Introduction to Latin
(9:00-9:50) 		- Astronomy 102
The Solar System - Our Planetary Home
(9:00-9:50) 		Chemistry 101
Intro to Chemistry
(9:00-9:50)
History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50)
Biology 101
The Cell
(11:00-11:50) 		Math 105
Multivariable Calculus
(11:00-11:50) 		- - Economics 101
Intro to Economics
(11:00-12:15)
- - Physics 109
Sound, Light and Perception
(1:10-2:25) 		- -
- - Spanish 203
Major Latin American Authors
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrianism
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Martial Arts
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Capoeira
(4:00-5:00)
Tuesday Applied Theology 101
Symbol and Meaning
(9:30-10:45) 		- - Esoteric Arts 101
Symbol and Meaning
(9:30-10:45) 		-
- Arstronomy 111
Introduction to Astrophysics
(11:20-12:35) 		- Art Studio 103
Accelerated Drawing
(11:00-12:15) 		-
- - Esoteric Cultures 101
Demon Anthropology
(1:10-2:25) 		- -
Wednesday Environmental Science 101
Humans in the Landscape
(9:00-9:50) 		Classics - Latin 101
Introduction to Latin
(9:00-9:50) 		- Astronomy 102
The Solar System - Our Planetary Home
(9:00-9:50) 		Chemistry 101
Intro to Chemistry
(9:00-9:50)
History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50)
Biology 101
The Cell
(11:00-11:50) 		Math 105
Multivariable Calculus
(11:00-11:50) 		- - Economics 101
Intro to Economics
(11:00-12:15)
Biology 101
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		- Esoteric Cultures 101
Demon Anthropology
(1:10-2:25) 		- -
Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrianism
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Martial Arts
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Capoeira
(4:00-5:00)
- - - Astronomy 102
Evening Observation
(10:00pm-11:00pm) 		-
Thursday Applied Theology 101
Symbol and Meaning
(9:30-10:45) 		- - Esoteric Arts 101
Symbol and Meaning
(9:30-10:45) 		-
- Arstronomy 111
Introduction to Astrophysics
(11:20-12:35) 		- Art Studio 103
Accelerated Drawing
(11:00-12:15) 		-
- Arstronomy 111
Lab
(1:00-4:00) 		Spanish 203
Major Latin American Authors
(2:35-3:50) 		- -
Applied Theology 101
Practicum
(1 hr either side of sunset - consult almanac) 		- - Esoteric Arts 101
Practicum
(1 hr either side of sunset - consult almanac) 		-
Friday Environmental Science 101
Humans in the Landscape
(9:00-9:50) 		Classics - Latin 101
Introduction to Latin
(9:00-9:50) 		- Astronomy 102
The Solar System - Our Planetary Home
(9:00-9:50) 		Chemistry 101
Intro to Chemistry
(9:00-9:50)
History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50) 		History 203
The Early Middle Ages
(10:00-10:50)
Biology 101
The Cell
(11:00-11:50) 		Math 105
Multivariable Calculus
(11:00-11:50) 		- - Economics 101
Intro to Economics
(11:00-12:15)
- - - Astronomy 102
Lab
(1:00-2:30) 		Art Studio 257
Photography
(1:10-3:50)
Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Archery
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Equestrianism
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Martial Arts
(4:00-5:00) 		Physical Education
Capoeira
(4:00-5:00)

 

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