Joshua: Are you going to sell the brewing equipment from the brew pub? You could get a lot of money for it.
Sam: First, we'd have to have Tori thoroughly cleanse it with fire, and then Father Leoni exorcise any lingering evil from it.
Drew: Oh, yeah. Once it's cleaned and blessed, it'll be fine. What could go wrong with that?
GM: Roll on the average of your Occultism and Science skills.
Erik: It's a higher-order Buffy.
Michael: I roll a 22.5.
Slayer Club bets that the next Slayer will be called in Cleveland, not California.
Drew: Did I hear that the Cayahuga River caught on fire?
Tori: And I wasn't anywhere near it!
Tori: So, if this dimensional portal opens, it'll be like Back to the Future?
Michael: I get to be Doc Brown.
Joshua: Dibs on Biff.
Outside the game, a loud cheer comes from the neighbors' residence.
Erik: We have a laugh-track.
At the Bronze, several vampires recognize Sam.
Vampire #1: You look... familiar somehow.
Vampire #2: Yeah, like... Whoah! We should really be going now.
Sam: Don't worry. I'll catch you later.
Michael notices the Star of David that Willow is wearing.
Michael: Are you Reform? If I may ask?
Michael: (Raises a hand) Orthodox.
The dynamic of five college students and a very old professor hanging out at a high school club is kinda weird.
Michael: Thank goodness Dr. Gersham didn't come with us.
Joshua: He'd be in jail by now. We'd be sitting around debating whether to bail him out... or not.
After examining it's contents, Drew and Michael return the computer disc to Willow.
Joshua: You had the disc in your hands, and you let it walk away? (Shakes his head) It's the lack of professionalism that bothers me the most.
Sam: Erik and Tori can take one wing of the building, I'll check the other.
GM: Erik, Tori, which way are you going? Oh, wait. Sam, it's your show—which way do you want to go?
GM: There's Darla and Luke here, whom I'm obviously not going to let you kill. But there are also lots of other vampires who weren't in 1st Season Buffy and I think we're about to see why.