Drew, Erik, Tori, and Joshua find themselves in the street in front of the Sacred Grounds, watching someone who looks like Britta fighting six vampires.
Drew: This is going to go a lot faster than it did the first time.
Gwen: Lead the way, rogue.
Joshua: In honor of our new party member... I guess I'll look for traps.
Drew: You know how I'm in love with all Slayers?
Kitty: (Grins maliciously) Yeah.
Drew: Not you. (Decapitates her.)
Drew: I'm guarding the door.
GM: Good move. Some of the other guys were looking like they were thinking about slinking out while everybody was distracted.
Drew: Nobody slinks on my watch.
Graham: Hey there, hot stuff.
Tori: You have no idea.
Drew: Yeah, we've dealt with the Russians before. Last time we ended up with a surface-to-air missile.
Graham: You're arms dealers now? Sweet!
Drew: We should have sent Graham to Blaire's.
Tori: No, I wouldn't wish that on Blaire.
Drew: Tori, go get Graham.
Joshua: Collect him as roughly as you wish.
Tori: I shoot the mobster. Damn. Eight.
GM: Okay, you hit Graham. In the ass.
Tori: I can't believe I missed.
Drew: "Missed." Yeah, you just keep telling us that.
Graham: You shot me, you psycho hose beast!
Graham: Hey! Someone help me! Hey! My ass!
Joshua: It's very disappointing how many things in this town are immune to bullets. What's the point of even carrying a big gun?
Sam: Overcompensation?
Joshua: Tori's car is cleaner than Sam's.
Drew: Hey!
Sam: Less camping gear.
Drew: Fewer weap...
Sam: I wouldn't say that.
Joshua: Better organized weapons.
Drew: I'll shoot, right between the eyes.
GM: Since the eyes are all that you can see, that's your only real shot.
Drew: (rolls dice) And I get it dead center between the eyes. Unfortunately, it's the eyes of two different creatures.
GM: You see two vampires menacing a couple.
Erik: Unhand that people... (pause) Those people. (pause) I'm out of practice.
Michael: You know, if he'd just asked us, we would have helped.
Erik: Yeah, we feel really bad about losing his amulet.
Joshua: Well, we did.
GM: You're lying in bed and you wake up, and your long-lost dog jumps up and starts looking you on your face.
Jacen: I should have said Sarah Peterson.
Erik: What's on the tombstone?
Joshua: Peperoni.
GM: Tori, you wake up. You feel good, although your ears tingle a little.
Drew: She's an elf.
Jacen: Strange things have been going on recently.
Mrs. Olgevy: Yes, strange things go on around here often.
Michael: But you're a teenager and this will pass.
Jacen: Mr. Saiyer is missing.
Mrs. Olgevy: Who?
Jacen: See!
Joshua: It's never been renovated.
Erik: Never been burned.
Joshua: That's what I meant by renovated.
Joshua: Do you want to go with the hot girl or do a little B&E?
Jacen: Wow. Hmm. Let's see. Hmm. Do I have a chance?
Tori: No.
Jacen: I'll do the B&E.
Erik: In the alternate universe I'm from we're married.
Cora: What?
Juanita: I have no idea what he's talking about.
Erik: Wait, you two are...? That is so hot.
Drew: So you turned Cora into a lesbian in this universe, too.
Jacen: There has got to be a universe where I end up with lebians.
Joshua: Just so you know, you and I went on a date in my universe and it was a complete disaster and I'm sorry.
Drew: He trashed your car.
Joshua: Actually, it was the guys with machine guns at the art show who trashed it. We just hid behind it while they were shooting at us.
Marcy: We went to an art show?