Quotes

 

6.1 Just Like Old Times

Drew, Erik, Tori, and Joshua find themselves in the street in front of the Sacred Grounds, watching someone who looks like Britta fighting six vampires.
Drew: This is going to go a lot faster than it did the first time.

Gwen: Lead the way, rogue.
Joshua: In honor of our new party member... I guess I'll look for traps.

Drew: You know how I'm in love with all Slayers?
Kitty: (Grins maliciously) Yeah.
Drew: Not you. (Decapitates her.)

Drew: I'm guarding the door.
GM: Good move. Some of the other guys were looking like they were thinking about slinking out while everybody was distracted.
Drew: Nobody slinks on my watch.

 

6.2 Old Man Jenkins

Graham: Hey there, hot stuff.
Tori: You have no idea.

Drew: Yeah, we've dealt with the Russians before. Last time we ended up with a surface-to-air missile.
Graham: You're arms dealers now? Sweet!

Drew: We should have sent Graham to Blaire's.
Tori: No, I wouldn't wish that on Blaire.

Drew: Tori, go get Graham.
Joshua: Collect him as roughly as you wish.

Tori: I shoot the mobster. Damn. Eight.
GM: Okay, you hit Graham. In the ass.
Tori: I can't believe I missed.
Drew: "Missed." Yeah, you just keep telling us that.

Graham: You shot me, you psycho hose beast!

Graham: Hey! Someone help me! Hey! My ass!

 

6.3 The Curious Case of Nancy McKnight

Joshua: It's very disappointing how many things in this town are immune to bullets. What's the point of even carrying a big gun?
Sam: Overcompensation?

Joshua: Tori's car is cleaner than Sam's.
Drew: Hey!
Sam: Less camping gear.
Drew: Fewer weap...
Sam: I wouldn't say that.
Joshua: Better organized weapons.

Drew: I'll shoot, right between the eyes.
GM: Since the eyes are all that you can see, that's your only real shot.
Drew: (rolls dice) And I get it dead center between the eyes. Unfortunately, it's the eyes of two different creatures.

 

6.4 'Tis Better...

GM: You see two vampires menacing a couple.
Erik: Unhand that people... (pause) Those people. (pause) I'm out of practice.

Michael: You know, if he'd just asked us, we would have helped.
Erik: Yeah, we feel really bad about losing his amulet.
Joshua: Well, we did.

GM: You're lying in bed and you wake up, and your long-lost dog jumps up and starts looking you on your face.
Jacen: I should have said Sarah Peterson.

Erik: What's on the tombstone?
Joshua: Peperoni.

GM: Tori, you wake up. You feel good, although your ears tingle a little.
Drew: She's an elf.

Jacen: Strange things have been going on recently.
Mrs. Olgevy: Yes, strange things go on around here often.
Michael: But you're a teenager and this will pass.

Jacen: Mr. Saiyer is missing.
Mrs. Olgevy: Who?
Jacen: See!

Joshua: It's never been renovated.
Erik: Never been burned.
Joshua: That's what I meant by renovated.

Joshua: Do you want to go with the hot girl or do a little B&E?
Jacen: Wow. Hmm. Let's see. Hmm. Do I have a chance?
Tori: No.
Jacen: I'll do the B&E.

Erik: In the alternate universe I'm from we're married.
Cora: What?
Juanita: I have no idea what he's talking about.
Erik: Wait, you two are...? That is so hot.

Drew: So you turned Cora into a lesbian in this universe, too.
Jacen: There has got to be a universe where I end up with lebians.

Joshua: Just so you know, you and I went on a date in my universe and it was a complete disaster and I'm sorry.
Drew: He trashed your car.
Joshua: Actually, it was the guys with machine guns at the art show who trashed it. We just hid behind it while they were shooting at us.
Marcy: We went to an art show?

 


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