Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics):
Sam and her father working on a car together.
Sam and Drew playing Tori and Erik in beach volleyball in Jamaica.
Sam and Tori at the front of a huge mob of people in the Sacred Grounds, dancing.
Sam, Erik and Drew holding crossbows. Sam kicks down the door of the Paradise Theater, glass shatters in slo-mo.
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Sam in a driver's firesuit posing next to a red Porsche 944.
Sam and Drew dancing in the bowling alley after Prom.
Sam throwing Anna into a wall.
Drew peering down the barrel of his crossbow, flashlight beam shining out from under it
Drew pouring over books with Melina.
Drew tasering the Nazi Slayer.
Tori with Vivian, pouring over fashion magazines.
Tori in an elegant dress, wielding a chainsaw and splattered with demon ichor.
Tori walking untouched through a burning building, hair blowing behind her, tossing balls of fire from her hands to incinerate nearby vampires.
Erik working at his forge etching runes into a sword.
Erik with an extremely freaked-out look on his face, lying curled up with Gwen.
Erik creeping through the dark, guided by a faint light eminating from his snake tattoo.
Joshua drinking absinthe in a dimly-lit bar.
Joshua in a tuxedo exchanging gunfire with tommy-gun-toting demons in an art gallery.
Joshua leaping over a charging elephant.
Drs. Gersham and Saiyer examining a magic ritual site.
Dr. Gersham and the head of the religion department, dancing in the midst of a group of students.
Dr. Gersham creeping through the Witch Tunnels, with a greyhound golem at his side.
Juanita and Erik dancing at the Sacred Grounds.
Juanita and Stephie facing off in the high school hallway, glaring at each other.
Juanita waving her hand, causing a shelf of books across the room to crash to the floor.
Pandora searching through books in the brew pub's library.
Pandora kneeing Drew in the groin.
Pandora sitting cross-legged before a map casting a seeker spell.
and Max von Sydow as Michael Saiyer
Michael in 16th-century scale mail armor battling demon guards at Dracula's castle.
Michael standing at the blackboard in his classroom, with the word "vampires" written on the blackboard behind him. The student members of Slayer Club are sitting in the front row, Drew with his hand raised.
Michael charging into a hail of gunfire at the helm of a gelato cart.
Tori walks along the edge of the Martense campus, checking the perimeter. Her fingers trail along the magic-shield and pale flames flicker.
Sam, Drew, Tori, Erik, and Joshua (with an assualt rifle) sneaking through a darkened museum.
Sam and Drew back-to-back, fencing with a pair of surfer vampires during her Cruciamentum.
Three Tori-ites in formation throwing battleaxes.
Drew, in boxers, shakily holding a sword on Sam, also in her night-clothes, and in game-face.
Drew stretching out his hand holding the Venus Orb with waves of blue energy radiating out from it.
Sam and Tori cleaving their way through a wall of Tcho-Tcho demons.
Tori sending a blast of fire at a group of robed cultists surrounding a Nazi flag.
Sam running across an evil alter, jump-kicking a Nazi mage into a wall, and plunging her sword into his chest.
And the final image: an aerial view of Solomon, MA (as shown on the location page) with an overlay of Sam's face (in profile, frowning) and a vampire's "game-face" (snarling) in opposite profile.