Ride of the Valkyrie replacing Nerf Herder's theme song, with flash-images of the following (text shown on the screen in italics, in a blocky modern font):

Slaying Solomon

Sam and Gwen jump over Greenfield Cemetery's fence, spot vampires, and grin.

Slayer Club at the Martense Museum, poking around a display of Nazi artifacts.

Sam practicing her sword-work with Tori.

Sam, Erik, and Drew holding crossbows. Sam kicks down the door of the Paradise Theater, glass shatters in slo-mo.

Starring Katie Smith

Close-up on vampire fangs. Sam breaks the vamp's hold and throws him over a cliff into the Green River.

Sam and Drew dancing in the bowling alley after Prom.

Sam diving across the stage at the Paradise Theater, blazing away with pistols two-handed, John Woo style.

Ilan Mitchell-Smith

Kitty running her finger down Drew's cheek, as Sam watches warily.

Drew peering down the barrel of his crossbow, flashlight beam shining out from under it.

Drew, in boxers, shakily holding a sword on Sam, also in her night-clothes, and in game-face.

Katie Holmes

Tori being crowned homecoming queen.

Tori pulling the gun from the holster of a dead Nazi pinned to a wall by a crossbow bolt.

Tori charging a pair of Nazis brandishing her sword.

Karl Urban

Erik painting cartoon images of Slayer Club onto his dorm room wall.

Erik and Gwen sparring.

Erik tossing a grenade into a speedboat full of Nazis.

Christian Slater

Joshua, doing flips, forwards, backwards, and then sticks the landing when he finishes.

Joshua drinking absinthe in a dimly-lit bar.

Joshua balancing on a ledge, listening at a second-floor window as Britta and Blackwolf talk inside.

Emma Watson

Pandora searching through books in the brew pub's library.

Pandora kneeing Drew in the groin.

Pandora sitting cross-legged before a map casting a seeker spell.

and Max von Sydow as Michael Sayers

Michael standing at the front of his history classroom. Drew, Erik, and Joshua are sitting in the front row, Drew with his hand raised.

Michael with his sword, battling the members of the Northern Trio in the woods.

Michael charging into a hail of gunfire at the helm of a gelato cart.

Sam and Tori, in the Sacred Grounds, dancing in the front row during a Northern Trio concert.

Slayer Club and the Kittens sitting in the lounge of the Paradise Theater, listening attentively as Britta speaks to them.

A tall blonde woman dressed in black, cutting a swath of destruction through vampires in High Acre Cemetery.

Slayer Club and Callie fighting Nazis in the lobby of an abandoned motel.

Sam jumping through a doorway, spraying machine pistol fire on a Nazi behind an alter.

Slayer Club shooting crossbows out the brew pub windows, under siege by Nazis.

And the final image: an aerial view of Solomon, MA (as shown on the location page) with an overlay of Sam's face (in profile and in game face) and Anna (in full Nazi uniform) in opposite profile. The words "Slaying Solomon" are lined up so that, reading down, the 'S'es make the SS symbol. Behind it all is the faint suggestion of a Nazi flag rippling in the breeze.